I went to Infosecurity today. Take my word for it, I had my dosis of Enterprisiness. I’ll get back to that later.

But this and then this really are a nice couple of WHAT THE FUCK??

OMFG

Ok, you want an appetizer?


public class SqlWords
{
public const string SELECT = " SELECT ";
public const string TOP = " TOP ";
public const string DISTINCT = " DISTINCT ";
public const string FROM = " FROM ";

Another one?

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